O Brother, Where Art Thou?

I’m damn offended. Someone called The Presiturd a monkey.

What the hell did monkeys ever do to deserve that?

Oh, but it’s totally the racisms… Ain’t we all descended from apes? Is you is, or is you ain’t mah kunstichinsee?

Fuckin’ clowns. Wait, is that a reference to brillo pad nappy hair? I just can’t stop being racist. I’m such a terrible person.

Screw that. It’s a phrase I reserve for those who have truly earned it. Obama is a damn nigger if there ever was one. Monkeys are several steps up from him.

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