Herp Derp Electrons

Your company is about to self-destruct. Don’t run and hide. Get them to fire you so everyone will say that your elimination caused the collapse, not your chronic mismanagement. Get praised instead of blamed.

“Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.” -Winston Churchill

Of course, that’s not the only way to use tact. There are many firm. Often collectively referred to as “bullshitting.”

Of course I’m being mildly hyperbolic. Tesla, Elon, is an expert spin doctor capable of making his dumbass fanboys worship him for his failures. That’s all I’m really pointing out. No matter how badly he screws up, it’s a feature, not a bug…

This is what every software company lives on. Tesla has self-declared itself to be a software company that makes cars. Quite badly, I might add, as they’ve somehow managed to eff up electric cars so bad that they need a constantly supply of replacement parts. A Tesla out of warranty is damned near free for a reason… It’s hard to give them away. Even new, the materials are low quality, the workmanship quite shoddy. Did I mention stuff is constantly breaking and without the warranty, you’d be spending 10x more on fixing it than buy gas ever would… Think of all the energy that goes into those parts. Not even close to ‘green’ if you dare look at the bigger picture, beyond tailpipes.

I’m looking forward to adult offerings from Jaguar and Audi… With a better, independent charging network, to boot…

This shouldn’t be taken as an insult to Elon. Look what the man has accomplished by harnessing the power of stupid people in large groups! There are only two unlimited resources on planet Earth. Sunlight, because it is imported from a giant fusion reactor in the sky. And human stupidity, because it is considered an entitlement. Few people have harnessed the latter as he has managed, but the shenanigans can’t go on forever…

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