My Faith in Humanity Was at Another All Time Low…

It is nearly impossible to communicate with a society of illiterate people. No matter what I say, some people manage to find the complete opposite meaning, or just make up wild stuff which I never said and can’t happen according to the laws of physics.

According to the emails I’ve gotten, the illegal plastic machine guns which I sell by mail order with magic devil money cause cancer for people who live on the surface of the Sun. I’m ugly and my Momma dresses me funny. In dresses that are, like, way totally out of style. I eat soup with a fork and ice cream with chopsticks. I may have genetically engineered a tree that grows AOWs, too… Last Wednedsay I went dancing with an octopuss named Gretchen who is also my nephew. My skin is made of alumasilicate. When I pee, only a green mist comes out. I went to the moon in a bathtub made of waffles where I live on the second floor of a vacant lot. Can you figure out which one of these is actually true?

At least it’s good misinformation for the datamining machine. Even if I were involved in illegal activtes, there is so much FUD floating around now that no information of any kind could be considered credible. Silver lining… Keep going! Lols! I totally want to see a prosecutor try to use this crap! In modern Kangaroo Kourts, it’d probably work, too! I’d still laugh my ass off.

I wonder how many people are pretending to be me on the darknet? I wonder how long it will take me to genuinely give a crap. I know of two people who have tried to impersoante me and send illegal goods from Post Offices in my general area in the hopes that it’d get pinned on me cuz they’re mad jelly. Don’t piss me off and I won’t fuck your girl, it was consensual you know… You can’t frame me with your own fingerprints…

It’s sad to see an entire species, supposedly the most dominant on the planet, become nothing but a hoarde of marginally useful idiots. Am I really the only person left with any higher brain function? I wish I could say that it’s an “I am Spartacus” scenario, but it’s not. It’s a good thing they’ve got Smart Phones, cuz they haven’t got anything else smart…

I’ve more than lost faith in humanity. I don’t even see them as people anymore. The human race is a joke that isn’t even good enough to make me chuckle…

Buy moar DRKs. What else?

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